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[aboudrar_americain]

Abdellah U hrbz le Romantique

Ikka ttine yurgaz mism Abdellah U hrbz arn ittagga ya waas gh usksl yannin adjar Ns ar isawal t mghart ns Inna yas:[size=small][color=CC0000]is tzrite ayyyur gh ignna ghik ad ka ifulki a agdid niw? [/color][/size]


tjawb as d: :[size=small][color=000099]Ur a yadlli ifulki mlad is ghid ur tllit a tasa nu !![/color][/size]

lhasul ighrad abdellah ulla nttan I tahra s usksl inna i as :[size=small][color=CC0000]wa tahra ashkd zan dari s ghid[/color][/size]
tnna i as :[size=small][color=000099]mad dagh trit d umggan nk? [/color][/size]
Inna i as. :[size=small][color=CC0000]is tzrite ayyyur gh ignna ghik ad ka ifulki a tahra? [/color][/size]
tjawb as:[size=small][color=000099]Max is yadlli gigh tabukadt zud tacibant LLi tga mak? [/color][/size]

[color=999900]qu est ce que vous en pensez?[/color]

[ Edité par aboudrar_americain le 22/11/2003 14:25 ]



[ Edité par idaoutanane le 11/3/2005 15:17 ]

 

[aboudrar_americain]

qu est ce que vous en pensez? avos plumes!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[illisntmazirt]

moi tu me fais trop rire aboudrar avec tes blagues!!!!
Rayé tengh t s tadsa!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[idaoutanane]

Excellentes

Par aboudrar_americain

Aabdellah U hrbz veut se debarasser de sa femme

Ira Abdellah U hrbz ad yawi tamghart ljedid. mac ur issin manik ar ad iskr. ixssa as t inghw mac ur ixssa ad ssn midn ar n ittagga ya wwwas gh l balcon :[size=small][color=CC0000]manzakm a tahra, ack d ak ar dari s ghid [/color][/size]

tjawb as d: :[size=small][color=000099]mad dagh trit d umggan llii tgit !![/color][/size]

lhasul ikka yas d tighwridine, intuttine gh l bacon, tdrn s brraa. Ik ukan yan imik nt saat, isfld I kra ar itnqqar ghw aggur. mllligh d irzm lbab. yufan tamghart ns. Tmrqqqa nit.
tnna i as :[size=small][color=000099]yak baaaad ur tnufilt. assssul didi ur thdart zud ghik ad !!!![/color][/size]

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Abdellah U hrbz chauffeur de taxi

[size=small][color=990000]Abdella U hrbz ittaf ula Nttan lgrima Ns, Iri ad iskr taxi ns zud Ghiklli kullu skrn imddukkal ns. As lli kullu dars izwarn gh taxi, tghlid dars yat tmghart bahra IDnine. Awa tamghart ur yadlli IDhr mani d Tkka, ula mad Gid tcca. awa lhasul tsrht tuDnayt I id gar aDu gh taxi ay ligh kullu tga Dunnit Agguu. tamghart thcm, mlad is tufa kra mmani magh thbba kun tdda srs. tnnayas. Iskr ukan lhal i unzar. Innayas Abdellah U hrbz . Ixxan ukan am iskr!!!!!!! amma htta kran unzar is tannigh[/color][/size]

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abdellah U hrbz et le delegue du ministere de l'agriculture

awa Durrad le ministere n l agriculture ran ad kullu Ssn mnck n ullii, aghadn...lhasul mnck n lbhaim ad illan dar ayt tmazirte. tlkm tawala N abdellah yackd dars Le representant i saqsat.
[color=000000]le representant : [/color][color=FF0000]mnck n lbhimt addark illan?[/color]
[color=000000]Abdellah: [/color][color=FF0000]yat mac smmus[/color]
[color=000000]le representant : [/color][color=FF0000]mnck n lbhimt addark illan?izd yat nd smmuust, han ur sul singh mar ad ak aragh gh l kunnac ad n l ministere?[/color]

Idda le representant ighrd i ayt udwwaar, acku ur as yadlli i ghama abla imik attisnafel abdellah. mligh d u ckan ait udwwar . saqsant dagh mnck n lbhimt addars illan.
[color=000000]Abdellah: [/color][color=FF0000]nigh aun yat mac smuuus!!!! yat mac smmmuuus yat mac smmuus!!!! [/color]
awa ayt mazirt a sul ifka rbbi i unafal an n le representant ad isn mas as yadlli ittini abdellah.
zigh yadlli abdellah ittaf yat tfunast ka yadlli ittaf mac tmmmut.

c est l accent d ait unzzi.